OLeB is a character that was born someday during my childhood in school. By then, I used to call him by his original name (Coyll). A few years later he grew into “The One-Legged Bastard” that he still is today. OLeB had that nasty habit of speaking through me in-between thinking intervals.

I know I can call those days back in the time my very own geekish comedy. Besides a weird fixation for dismantling things and pulling the plan from my white monkey skull onto pen and paper (walls worked wonders too), I was all about imagination and the daftest of enterprises. OLeB was the bullet, I was the gun, and we both had no holsters. Good days…

Believe it or not, I was into sports and heavy studying just for fun (still am.). How lovely it was to sit among all the mates after school and start making fun of everything.

OLeB is an almost sarcastically farsical “thing”. Hopefully I will succeed in matching that. Who was I? Exactly who I am today, minus some minor little bollocks, plus a load of miracles. A happy lad.

Good Gods how I loved it all, regardless of any and every little obstacle. And I still do. But I’ve already said that…

OLeB was that part of me who could only be that much stupidly cruel and innocent on paper, and by means of wearing a young lad’s skin to do it. Oui, moi!

He’s always been a cartoon, although I’ve been secretly keeping plans of actually building his rusty-ironic-body-rubbered-feet-big-eyed-royal-sickness to… a doll. I did one or two pieces of him in the past, but those didn’t quite make it yet. He was not happy about it, therefore, I wasn’t either. I’ll just let him do his thing… for now, and we’ll take it from there.

Now OLeB simply… got back!

He’s everywhere, with everybody, and he’s one unforgiving One-Legged Bastard!